Top 10 Best Horrible Movies

You know when you watch a movie with your friends, or alone in your room on a Friday night, because you heard it was the worst movie ever created? This list is made up of all those movies that didn’t quite amount to any sort of success, but still are among the most popular because of how pathetic they are.

The Number 23

The Number 23 starts off with… to be honest, I don’t remember the movie at all. It just sucks. They figured it would be a good idea to cast Jim Carey for the main role because who else but a comedian would fit the role of a serious drama movie?

The Human Centipede

The title says it all. I’m almost as sorry that you are reading this as I am for having to watch the movie in the first place. This is one of those movies that everyday for the rest of your life you will wake up and wish you weren’t downloading a copy of the movie right now.

Top 10 Best Violent Movies

Violence in movies, music, games, and books is something that we all have to come to expect in 2011. At this point in time, a story is boring if it doesn’t feature someone at least getting their head sliced off. I mean, come on, you have to give the people what they want!

Jaws

Finally. A good movie gets to be reviewed. Jaws is a timeless classic that inspired dozens of poorly attempted knockoffs. Namely, all of the sequels to Jaws. This movie is really in a league of its own. Sure, it doesn’t have all the fancy animations or star-studded cast members that terrible movies of today have.. but it has something else entirely. Heart. Or something sappy like that. Jaws is a damn good movie though and is definitely worth watching.

We Are What We Are

As far as being horribly mislead by online reviews goes, this one was a success. Had I only checked more than one source I would have probably realized this one really wasn't that great. And here's a question: What is this movie? This is one of those situations where I feel like my credibility as a self-proclaimed writer gets thrown out the window as it's revealed that I have absolutely no idea what I'm talking about.

The Fields

Nothing happens for the first hour and a half. Then that trend continues for the final fifteen minutes. This is the biggest waste of time since watching Black Death. Which I'm not going to write a review for because it doesn't deserve one. Instead, I'll write about Cabin Fever 2 which was actually better. Let that one sink in for a minute.

Cabin Fever 2

Before I really tear this one apart, I want to start by saying that this was, without a single doubt in my mind, the absolute worst movie I have ever seen. Ever. Bar none. This was a masterpiece of awful. I know that I've made the claim that other movies are awful and should never been seen, but this one completely trumps anything. Here's why Cabin Fever 2 earned this review.

Quarantine

As far as I'm concerned, this is classified as a Zombie movie. So it will be included in my Top 10 list of Zombie Movies. As soon as I decide I want to write that. Until then, here is the review of Quarantine. 

Paranormal Activity 4

This movie is basically just a spooky Xbox commercial.

The Fourth Kind

This movie had a lot of potential is something that could have been really great. It was a really cool concept and the way they presented it was on the cusp of something special..It just kind of fell short.