Top 10 Best Horrible Movies

You know when you watch a movie with your friends, or alone in your room on a Friday night, because you heard it was the worst movie ever created? This list is made up of all those movies that didn’t quite amount to any sort of success, but still are among the most popular because of how pathetic they are.

12. Santa’s Slay- Everyone seems to be under the impression that Santa is this nice guy who delivers presents to children all around the world. He encourages boys and girls to be nice and spreads Christmas cheer to everyone. Everyone thinks that except the people who made this movie. Apparently Santa is a demon who just goes around town being mean to everyone. I honestly don’t even know how to explain this movie.

11. The Blob- A gigantic, pink blob slowly moves around town and engulfs people. That’s the story line. It doesn’t matter if you watch the original, the remake, or the remake of the remake, it’s still terrible. A full-grown human gets sucked down into a drain pipe. This movie defies all the laws of well…everything.

Twas a simpler time

10. The Wicker Man- This movie is basically just various shots of Nicolas Cage punching women, wearing a bear costume, and complaining about bees. At least that’s the impression I got from it. The acting is tremendously terrible.

9. Leprechaun- One was more than enough, but they made six installments to the Leprechaun series. Each one has been given the worst title imaginable. For example, Leprechaun in the Hood and Leprechaun 4: In Space. Yeah. Oh and here's some Leprechaun Plastic Surgery

8. Frankenhooker- A woman is killed by a lawnmower and her fiance is not too happy about it so he brings her back from the dead by exploding prostitutes and sewing his girlfriend’s head onto their bodies. At this point in time, you are probably wondering: if the bodies were just involved in an explosion, how are they being used in creating the revived fiance? I have absolutely no clue.

7. Street Trash- Homeless people drink an expired alcoholic beverage that causes them to melt into a puddle of pretty colours. I don’t think I have ever been more confused with a movie than this one.

6. Gingerdead Man: The Passion of the Crust- You can’t make stuff like this up. It’s a real movie and it gets worse. Gingerdead Man 3: Saturday Night Cleaver. It’s like a mix of Chucky and the delightful golden-brown cookies that are baking in the oven in your kitchen right now. It’s a cookie with a knife.

The Room really captures the emotions after watching a bad movie

 5. It’s Alive 3: Island of the Alive- It’s like their thought process just stopped when they were making the title. This movie features one of the greatest concepts ever created. Babies that eat people. The first three minutes of this movie will have you feeling more confused than you have ever felt in your entire life. A woman is giving birth so the taxi man insults her and tells the cop that he wishes he never gave her a ride. The cop shoots the baby. The baby swallows the man. Meanwhile, the woman is just hysterical because she’s being insulted by the cab driver, a police officer is shooting her baby when it isn’t halfway out of her yet, and her newborn just ate a full-grown man.

4. The Suckling- It’s E.T on steroids. An aborted fetus is flushed down the toilet and turns into a mutant. Only in the 90’s. The baby grows larger and begins killing people in order to reach its final destination: returning to his mothers womb. The sound effects are literally taken out of a cartoon and the actors and actresses would later go on to be acting coaches for porn stars. Truly a masterpiece.

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3. Brain Damage- Pretty scary concept that only the 80’s could turn into a total joke. Some sort of..alien life form/the co-host from Freaky Stories climbs into a young mans body and begins to control him, forcing him to hurt people and act strangely. Then the little thing starts communicating with him and now the guy just looks like an idiot. If you have a fear of tapeworms, don’t watch this movie.


2. Silent Night, Deadly Night- They are all terrible, but the worst one would have to be Silent Night, Deadly Night 2. It features some of the worst acting known to man. It doesn’t matter what scene you watch, the acting is just so atrocious that your jaw drops to the floor and it looks like you are trying to catch flies. This movie features one of the greatest lines in any movie: “GARBAGE DAY!!!”.


1. Troll 2- I cannot believe this is a movie. Unanimously, it is ranked as the #1  Best Worst Movie of all time. It is honestly so bad that words cannot even quantify how absurd it is. The only thing worse than the premise of the movie is the acting, the only thing worse than the acting is the special effects and costumes, and the only thing worse than that is the premise of the movie. It is an endless cycle.

I'm having a hard time writing about them. It's easier to just watch the movies themselves. If you can.