Hi, I'm Steve. That's not my given name, but it's close enough not to cause any alarm. I'm studying advertising in school because I lack ambition. People like to remind me that I'm 3 parts narcissist and 2 parts egocentric. That's 5 parts awesome. My unrelenting sarcasm often gets me into trouble. This coincides well with my inability to respond to social cues in a way that is anticipated or desired. In addition to being a future failed writer, I enjoy playing guitar, using Twitter more than what is considered legal in many parts of the world, and the gathering dust on myself as I sit and stare lifelessly at the computer screen in front of my eyes, waiting for a sign that all of my hard work and dedication to slapping my fingers against a keyboard will finally pay off. That is also why I've recently decided to allow advertisements on my blog and why I'm enrolled in several online communities that pay you for completing surveys and doing whatever else they ask of you. That's right. I earn more fake internet money in a month than you get in a lifetime.
What else can I say about myself that hasn't already been implied? Oh right, the purpose of the blog. Okay, essentially the entire blog is about Fear. I take a common fear (or one that you have never heard of) and make a mockery of its very existence. Thus allowing you to conquer your phobia by reading a couple paragraphs that seem to drag on forever. I also write reviews on "scary" movies that I have seen that help you avoid said scary movies because they are atrocious. Incidentally, the movie Atrocious is atrocious.
Thanks for reading about my life. Try to refrain from commenting on my many spelling and grammatical errors. Flattery won't get you anywhere.
Steve
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