Thursday, 9 January 2014

The Fields

Nothing happens for the first hour and a half. Then that trend continues for the final fifteen minutes. This is the biggest waste of time since watching Black Death. Which I'm not going to write a review for because it doesn't deserve one. Instead, I'll write about Cabin Fever 2 which was actually better. Let that one sink in for a minute.

Basically, The Fields is about a kid who lives with his grandparents because his dad has an abnormally long gun. His grandma warns him not to go in the corn field for no reason. The kid is utterly emotionless. This has no bearing on the movie whatsoever. The "ghost" is Captain Hook and only appears twice in the movie.
Absolutely no part of this movie makes any sense. The plot was written mad-libs style. The entire movie is just a giant question that no one should ever try to answer.

The climax of the movie is more anticlimactic than the opening credits. Everything about this movie is atrocious. Never watch this. Ever.

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